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I've got one.

What's the worst pickup line in the world?



(By the way, nice sig Jason... )

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I got me a truck if you wanna ease yourself out that chair

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That certainly is a really bad one--but unfortunately not the right answer.

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Alright, no one's going to stumble on this answer without knowing it so here goes...

What's the worst pickup line ever?


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What are you talking about?! I use that one all the time!

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What do cowboys put on their pancakes?

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Jason wrote:
What do cowboys put on their pancakes?

Styrrup?

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Good job!

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Okay, i got one! What do you call a reindeer with no eyes? And then what do you call a reindeer with no eyes or legs?

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Pilchard VIII wrote:
Okay, i got one! What do you call a reindeer with no eyes? And then what do you call a reindeer with no eyes or legs?

I've got no eyedeer.

*20 minutes pass*

Still no eyedeer...

np: AGF.3+Sue.C - Flucht (Mini Movies)

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Okay, that didn't go as planned...

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Pilchard VIII wrote:
Okay, that didn't go as planned...

Try again - can't think of a joke now anyway...

np: Mikkel Metal - Trams (Victimizer)

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Nah, neither can I

The only funny thing i can think of is this!



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How about one-liners then?

An Irishman walks out of a bar.
(Apologies for any offended Irishmen and for the stereotype, but every joke makes fun of something, and I know that experience)

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he still says ouch

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coppro wrote:
How about one-liners then?

An Irishman walks out of a bar.
(Apologies for any offended Irishmen and for the stereotype, but every joke makes fun of something, and I know that experience)

Is that a joke?

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Jason wrote:
Is that a joke?

No, just something with a very, very, very low probability...

np: AGF.3+Sue.C - No Tears (Mini Movies)

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Briareos wrote:

Jason wrote:
Is that a joke?

No, just something with a very, very, very low probability...

np: AGF.3+Sue.C - No Tears (Mini Movies)

Oh, I Get it!



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Pilchard VIII wrote:
Okay, i got one! What do you call a reindeer with no eyes? And then what do you call a reindeer with no eyes or legs?

ok i know we sorta gave up on this but is the first one rendeer?

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Somebody already got that one.

Q: What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?

A: No idea

Q: What do you call a reindeer with no eyes or legs?

A: Still no idea

And the missed-out vaguely rude 3rd part of the joke:

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i didn't realize he got the right answer, i though we just forgot about the joke sry

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golfrman wrote:
i didn't realize he got the right answer, i though we just forgot about the joke sry

OT: Your avatar looks a wee bit squished - try uploading it to the forum instead of linking to it, and it'll look much better, I promise...

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thanx i was wondering why it was doing that

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