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Here is my second entry.

By the way that was my best attempt at a mirror (its not a window). :blush

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06-16-2006 at 09:18 AM

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I'm using Photoshop 7.0. I'll make my .psd files available to anyone who wants.

Anyway, here's my third and final entry:

You'd be surprised how long it took to come up with a fourth item for that list... If it's too inappropriate I'll change it.

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06-16-2006 at 11:45 AM

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It seems inappropriate to me in the sense that the first three involve selling somebody something they don't need. It strikes me as not so much a challenge for his salemanship skills but as an opportunity to perform community service.

06-16-2006 at 01:24 PM

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Yeah, maybe something like "Textbook to Einstien" would be better.

06-16-2006 at 01:28 PM

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"DROD to Erik Hermansen"

06-16-2006 at 01:30 PM

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Shotguns to Senior Citizens

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06-16-2006 at 02:30 PM

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Second entry (fixed):

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06-16-2006 at 02:42 PM

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I'll edit it when I get home this evening; I forgot to email myself the psd file at work, so it'll have to stand as is for a few hours yet.

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06-16-2006 at 04:03 PM

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I've edited my third entry. Here's the post where the entry lives:

DiMono wrote:
I'm using Photoshop 7.0. I'll make my .psd files available to anyone who wants.

Anyway, here's my third and final entry:

You'd be surprised how long it took to come up with a fourth item for that list... If it's too inappropriate I'll change it.

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06-17-2006 at 03:47 AM

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Here's my entry.

Erik:
I'm setting this to creative commons for now, but wanted to check about one thing. Beethro and a roach clearly appear in the image. The drawings are completely from scratch, but I'm not clear what licensing choices I have for licensing, since it is derived from your characters and game. Let me know if I need to change it.

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06-17-2006 at 04:24 AM

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DiMono wrote:
I've edited my third entry. Here's the post where the entry lives:

The thing is, Jello--is kinda like brain damage. Or kodak film. Or a bicycle. It'll be around forever! Y'see?

06-17-2006 at 06:00 AM

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What the heck is Jello?

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06-18-2006 at 04:34 AM

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The US name for jelly (although I believe Jell-O is actually a trademark, rather than a generic name). What they call jelly, we call jam.

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06-18-2006 at 05:49 AM

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06-18-2006 at 08:26 AM

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06-18-2006 at 08:26 AM

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My last entry:

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06-18-2006 at 10:13 AM

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Tuttle wrote:
The US name for jelly (although I believe Jell-O is actually a trademark, rather than a generic name). What they call jelly, we call jam.

No, Jell-O is a trademark for flavored gelatin. (Jelly and jam are distinct from Jell-O, and from each other.) The point of the joke is that Bill Cosby is, or was, a spokesman in Jell-O Pudding commercials.

06-19-2006 at 07:39 AM

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Finally got around to getting an entry or two together. This is the first.

06-19-2006 at 08:51 AM

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...aaaaaaand, the second.

06-19-2006 at 08:52 AM

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Here's another attempt at the competition.

He's crammed in the box BTW

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06-19-2006 at 01:50 PM

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Yay! I get to make the "Planned to be grand, but ended up being thrown together at the last minute" entry. I had planned on doing some nice shading all around, but time didn't stay on my side. Dangit!

Anyways, here we go. Good words to live by:

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06-19-2006 at 05:48 PM

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I literally watched your entry go up.

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06-19-2006 at 05:49 PM

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Wow... that makes me feel so special now.

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06-19-2006 at 05:56 PM

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Here's my first entry.

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06-19-2006 at 07:42 PM

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Here's my second one.

Please don't kick me too hard.

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06-19-2006 at 07:44 PM

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gamer_extreme_101 asserted:

Uh, is it because he's missing two limbs?

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06-19-2006 at 09:04 PM

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I maybe too late but I couldn't resist this last entry.

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06-20-2006 at 12:57 AM

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For those who saw "Glengarry Glen Ross," a movie all about sales.

I was going to do a b&w 16-tone scale of Alec Baldwin, but that gets into copyright issues. As it stands, this entry doesn't meet the rules as I can't draw hands (I tried).

Feel free to use the idea. No attribution needed. Image is from images.google.com, search term "handshake."

06-20-2006 at 02:41 AM

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Hope it's not too late!

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06-20-2006 at 08:19 AM

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The deadline was 6/19, 6:00 PM.

[SIZE=2]DON'T BOTHER MAKING NEW ENTRIES![/SIZE]

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