×When you're bored with your life,
and your means to overcome this are shod,
wield the stupidly oversized knife,
to embrace the glory of DROD

From the olden days of dungeon clearing,
to the maniacal plots of Rooted Hold,
from the evil 'Neather's leering,
to killing 1st Watcher in blood cold,

DROD is expansive, extensive, and massive,
DROD is simple, elegant, and positive,
DROD is adaptive, apprehensive, even surpassive!
DROD is amazing, it's really quite queer,

DROD is challenging, captivating, and amusing,
DROD is logical, intuitive, and causative,
DROD is strengthening, satisfying, and unchoosing,
DROD is hard because Denfry likes to sneer