azb
Level: Smiter
Rank Points: 460
Registered: 03-08-2014
IP: Logged

You are struck by a bolt from the blue.

I insert a rocket launcher.

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Please feel free to test the ultimate arena: King Azb's Arena today!

averagemoe
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 487
Registered: 03-22-2012
IP: Logged

You receive a space shuttle.

I insert a self-insert fanfic of Tom Sawyer.

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There are two types of sheep in the world. Those who jump off a bridge when told to, and those who jump off a bridge when told not to. Don't be either.

LeoS
Level: Master Delver
Rank Points: 276
Registered: 04-02-2015
IP: Logged

You end up in a Rush cover band.

I insert a hydra.

edited to add punctuation before the Machine spits out a grammar book

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IQubic
Level: Delver
Rank Points: 78
Registered: 11-22-2015
IP: Logged

You receive Dying Flutchman himself. He's very confused an doesn't know how he wound up in the machine.

I insert a construct, on turn 29, just before it regenerates.

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119th Skywatcher

Dying Flutchman
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 406
Registered: 01-27-2017
IP: Logged

Hello?

Hellooohooh!?

What's going on here? What am I doing here?

And why is there a construct trying to creep out of that slot!

I'll quickly insert some oremites.

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Autocorrect is not my friend. Apologies for the typos.

azb
Level: Smiter
Rank Points: 460
Registered: 03-08-2014
IP: Logged

You kill the construct, but a Gentryii was coiled up inside its body and that eats you instead.

I insert some briar.

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Please feel free to test the ultimate arena: King Azb's Arena today!

averagemoe
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 487
Registered: 03-22-2012
IP: Logged

You receive a rabbit who constantly tries to use reverse psychology on you.

I insert the 6 noble gasses.

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There are two types of sheep in the world. Those who jump off a bridge when told to, and those who jump off a bridge when told not to. Don't be either.

averagemoe
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 487
Registered: 03-22-2012
IP: Logged

After nearly a month of no results, I inspect the Machine, eventually locating the control booth and finding it unattended. So I press a random button and the machine completely ignores the gasses, instead crushing the canisters they were in to scrap metal.

I leave a note in the control booth expressing my disappointment in the lack of proper staffing procedures, and insert a pair of night-vision goggles to the main slot.

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There are two types of sheep in the world. Those who jump off a bridge when told to, and those who jump off a bridge when told not to. Don't be either.

Dying Flutchman
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 406
Registered: 01-27-2017
IP: Logged

The machine gives you a printout of an X-ray of your own skull.
Unfortunately, it also turns off the lights, so you can't see it without the goggles you just gave away.

I insert a pair of broken sunglasses.

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Autocorrect is not my friend. Apologies for the typos.

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azb
Level: Smiter
Rank Points: 460
Registered: 03-08-2014
IP: Logged

You receive an evil eye doctor who hypnotizes you.

I insert a fake fortune teller.

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Please feel free to test the ultimate arena: King Azb's Arena today!

Dying Flutchman
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 406
Registered: 01-27-2017
IP: Logged

You receive a biographer.

I insert a screwdriver.

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Autocorrect is not my friend. Apologies for the typos.

LeoS
Level: Master Delver
Rank Points: 276
Registered: 04-02-2015
IP: Logged

You receive a cloudful of smoke as the orange juice creates a short in the machine's electronics and the subsequent sparks ignite the vodka, setting the whole machine afire.

I insert a fire extinguisher and some asbestos.

azb
Level: Smiter
Rank Points: 460
Registered: 03-08-2014
IP: Logged

The machine sparks and explodes because you chose to insert the fire extinguisher into the fire rather than spray it. The smoke from the explosion smells of asbestos, too.

I build another new machine and insert a bunch of small ice cubes that fit on the palm of your hand.

____________________________
Please feel free to test the ultimate arena: King Azb's Arena today!

averagemoe
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 487
Registered: 03-22-2012
IP: Logged

You receive a bunch of little flames separated from their candles, that you can somehow hold in your hand without getting burnt.

I insert an IKEA catalog.

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There are two types of sheep in the world. Those who jump off a bridge when told to, and those who jump off a bridge when told not to. Don't be either.

Dying Flutchman
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 406
Registered: 01-27-2017
IP: Logged

You receive a compete set of table, chairs and tableware.
Christmas included for free.

Merry Christmas to all of you forum folks!

I insert a reindeer. It takes quite some effort.

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Autocorrect is not my friend. Apologies for the typos.

azb
Level: Smiter
Rank Points: 460
Registered: 03-08-2014
IP: Logged

You receive a lumpy, spherical tomato.

I insert a human eye in tribute to the New Year's particular number.

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Please feel free to test the ultimate arena: King Azb's Arena today!

averagemoe
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 487
Registered: 03-22-2012
IP: Logged

You receive 15th Place Defeater.

I insert something similar to the Machine, called "The Contraption".

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There are two types of sheep in the world. Those who jump off a bridge when told to, and those who jump off a bridge when told not to. Don't be either.

Xindaris
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 1531
Registered: 06-13-2015
IP: Logged

You receive something similar to yourself, called "normalbill".

I insert the act of inserting the act of inserting the act of inserting ... into the machine into the machine into the machine.

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109th Skywatcher

Here are some links to Things!

disoriented
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 2384
Registered: 08-07-2007
IP: Logged

You receive a nondeterministic Turing machine.

I insert a pair of plastic “2020” New Years glasses.

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34th Skywatcher

Best to PM me, since I might miss your message on CaravelNet chat.

azb
Level: Smiter
Rank Points: 460
Registered: 03-08-2014
IP: Logged

You receive 15th Place Defeater again.

I insert a painting of a machine within a machine within a machine within...

____________________________
Please feel free to test the ultimate arena: King Azb's Arena today!

averagemoe
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 487
Registered: 03-22-2012
IP: Logged

You receive a tiny model of the room the machine is in, within which is a tiny you holding an even smaller model of the room, and so on. When you look up, the ceiling is gone and you see the giant back of your own head looking up at an even bigger back of your head, and so on.

I insert every disease known to man.

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There are two types of sheep in the world. Those who jump off a bridge when told to, and those who jump off a bridge when told not to. Don't be either.

Dying Flutchman
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 406
Registered: 01-27-2017
IP: Logged

You receive an outrageous mob of unemployed doctors.

I insert a giraffe.

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Autocorrect is not my friend. Apologies for the typos.

Jeff_Ray...
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 962
Registered: 05-16-2005
IP: Logged

You receive a giant bubble shaped like an elephant.

I insert an hourglass.

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I make Let's Plays too!
Click here to find out my LPs' progress, and find out what I plan to tackle next!

Currently playing:


My Holds:
-Completed:

-Work in Progress:

Xindaris
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 1531
Registered: 06-13-2015
IP: Logged

You receive several hats that grant minor superpowers when worn.

I insert the phrase "How did I get in the middle of the ocean?"

____________________________
109th Skywatcher

Here are some links to Things!

averagemoe
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 487
Registered: 03-22-2012
IP: Logged

You get sent to the middle of a desert.

I insert a diamond ring, and leave the room before the machine can finish with it.

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There are two types of sheep in the world. Those who jump off a bridge when told to, and those who jump off a bridge when told not to. Don't be either.

Jeff_Ray...
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 962
Registered: 05-16-2005
IP: Logged

You get divorce papers in the mail.

I insert a broken watch.

____________________________
I make Let's Plays too!
Click here to find out my LPs' progress, and find out what I plan to tackle next!

Currently playing:


My Holds:
-Completed:

-Work in Progress:

Dying Flutchman
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 406
Registered: 01-27-2017
IP: Logged

You receive choking wrath.

I insert a fire ant and a fire eater.

____________________________
Autocorrect is not my friend. Apologies for the typos.

azb
Level: Smiter
Rank Points: 460
Registered: 03-08-2014
IP: Logged

You receive a black ant and Blackadder.

I insert a trombone.

____________________________
Please feel free to test the ultimate arena: King Azb's Arena today!

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NoahT
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 1133
Registered: 06-17-2003
IP: Logged

You receive a slide whistle.

I insert Lysol wipes.

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And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.

My stuff:

averagemoe
Level: Smiter

Rank Points: 487
Registered: 03-22-2012
IP: Logged

You receive a bar of soap that makes you drunk when you clean yourself with it.

I insert a metal butterfly.

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There are two types of sheep in the world. Those who jump off a bridge when told to, and those who jump off a bridge when told not to. Don't be either.