DiMono
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Alright, this is a very simple game. I'll start by saying it's been a long time since I've done something, then each successive post must include what it's been a long time since, while adding something new to it. So a sample thread might look like this:

It's been a long time since I stabbed a goat

It's been a long time since I stabbed a goat with a chicken

It's been a long time since I stabbed a goat with a chicken while standing on my head

It's been a long time since I stabbed a goat with a chicken while standing on my head watching a camel

It's been a long time since I stabbed a goat with a chicken while standing on my head watching a camel eat its own hump

It's been a long time since I stabbed a goat with a chicken while standing on my head watching a camel eat its own hump while being shot

It's been a long time since I stabbed a goat with a chicken while standing on my head watching a camel eat its own hump while being shot with a rocket


The only rules are that you must include the entire scenario so we know who you're picking up from, and a new scenario must be started at the top of every page to keep it fresh. If two people post at the same time, the first one counts. Let's get started:



It's been a long time since I went swimming

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Chalks
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It's been a long time since I went swimming after losing my arms.





I'm assuming this doesn't have to be, um, true. right?

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It's been a long time since I went swimming after losing my arms in that hotel in Fiji.

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It's been a long time since I went swimming after losing my arms in that hotel in Fiji which my friend's grandparents own.


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DiMono
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It's been a long time since I went swimming after losing my arms in that hotel in Fiji which my friend's grandparents own, while kissing a moose

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trick
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It's been a long time since I went swimming after losing my arms in that hotel in Fiji which my friend's grandparents own, while kissing a moose strapped to my back

Chalks
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It's been a long time since I went swimming after losing my arms in that hotel in Fiji which my friend's grandparents own, while kissing a moose strapped to my back who is slightly insane

Jatopian
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It's been a long time since I went swimming after losing my arms in that hotel in Fiji which my friend's grandparents own, while kissing a moose strapped to my back who is slightly insane (rather like this thread)

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The Stew Boy
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It's been a long time since I went swimming after losing my arms in that hotel in Fiji which my friend's grandparents own, while kissing a moose strapped to my back who is slightly insane (rather like this thread) and singing "Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It's Off To Work We Go"

Mouse
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It's been a long time since I went swimming after losing my arms in that hotel in Fiji which my friend's grandparents own, while kissing a moose strapped to my back who is slightly insane (rather like this thread) and singing "Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It's Off To Work We Go" in perfect harmony with my friend.

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It's been a long time since I went swimming after losing my arms in that hotel in Fiji which my friend's grandparents own, while kissing a moose strapped to my back who is slightly insane (rather like this thread) and singing "Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It's Off To Work We Go" in perfect harmony with my friend whose eyes are going crazy

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DiMono
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It's been a long time since I went swimming after losing my arms in that hotel in Fiji which my friend's grandparents own, while kissing a moose strapped to my back who is slightly insane (rather like this thread) and singing "Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It's Off To Work We Go" in perfect harmony with my friend whose eyes are going crazy for cookoo pops

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It's been a long time since I went swimming after losing my arms in that hotel in Fiji which my friend's grandparents own, while kissing a moose strapped to my back who is slightly insane (rather like this thread) and singing "Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It's Off To Work We Go" in perfect harmony with my friend whose eyes are going crazy for cookoo pops with extra double chocolate

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The Stew Boy
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It's been a long time since I went swimming after losing my arms in that hotel in Fiji which my friend's grandparents own, while kissing a moose strapped to my back who is slightly insane (rather like this thread) and singing "Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It's Off To Work We Go" in perfect harmony with my friend whose eyes are going crazy for cookoo pops with extra double chocolate and cherries on top.

The_Red_Hawk
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It's been a long time since I went swimming after losing my arms in that hotel in Fiji which my friend's grandparents own, while kissing a moose strapped to my back who is slightly insane (rather like this thread) and singing "Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It's Off To Work We Go" in perfect harmony with my friend whose eyes are going crazy for cookoo pops with extra double chocolate and cherries on top that come from Switzerland.

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It's been a long time since I went swimming after losing my arms in that hotel in Fiji which my friend's grandparents own, while kissing a moose strapped to my back who is slightly insane (rather like this thread) and singing "Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It's Off To Work We Go" in perfect harmony with my friend whose eyes are going crazy for cookoo pops with extra double chocolate and cherries on top that come from Switzerland but taste nastily bad.

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trick
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It's been a long time since I went swimming after losing my arms in that hotel in Fiji which my friend's grandparents own, while kissing a moose strapped to my back who is slightly insane (rather like this thread) and singing "Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It's Off To Work We Go" in perfect harmony with my friend whose eyes are going crazy for cookoo pops with extra double chocolate and cherries on top that come from Switzerland but taste nastily bad if you dip them in petroleum

The Stew Boy
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It's been a long time since I went swimming after losing my arms in that hotel in Fiji which my friend's grandparents own, while kissing a moose strapped to my back who is slightly insane (rather like this thread) and singing "Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It's Off To Work We Go" in perfect harmony with my friend whose eyes are going crazy for cookoo pops with extra double chocolate and cherries on top that come from Switzerland but taste nastily bad if you dip them in petroleum and then light a match

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It's been a long time since I went swimming after losing my arms in that hotel in Fiji which my friend's grandparents own, while kissing a moose strapped to my back who is slightly insane (rather like this thread) and singing "Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It's Off To Work We Go" in perfect harmony with my friend whose eyes are going crazy for cookoo pops with extra double chocolate and cherries on top that come from Switzerland but taste nastily bad if you dip them in petroleum and then light a match while writing run-on sentences.

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It's been a long time since I went swimming after losing my arms in that hotel in Fiji which my friend's grandparents own, while kissing a moose strapped to my back who is slightly insane (rather like this thread) and singing "Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It's Off To Work We Go" in perfect harmony with my friend whose eyes are going crazy for cookoo pops with extra double chocolate and cherries on top that come from Switzerland but taste nastily bad if you dip them in petroleum and then light a match while writing run-on sentences in Greek.

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Jatopian
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It's been a long time since I went swimming after losing my arms in that hotel in Fiji which my friend's grandparents own, while kissing a moose strapped to my back who is slightly insane (rather like this thread) and singing "Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It's Off To Work We Go" in perfect harmony with my friend whose eyes are going crazy for cookoo pops with extra double chocolate and cherries on top that come from Switzerland but taste nastily bad if you dip them in petroleum and then light a match while writing run-on sentences in Greek with charcoal and wax, so

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Chalks
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αυτό είναι been έναs πολύ ώρα από πήγα κολύμπι μετά losing my χέρια σε εκείνο ξενοδοχείο μέσα Fiji ο οποίος my φίλοs παππούδες δικός , διάστημα φίλημα έναs άλκη strapped σε my πλάτη ποιόs είναι αυτόs slightly insane rather έτσι thread ) και τραγούδι " γεια Ho , γεια Ho , αυτό είναι μακριά λύνω πάμε " μέσα τέλειος φυσαρμόνικα με φίλοs μου whose μάτια είναι μετάβαση τρελός για μάγειραs pops με επιπλέον διπλός σοκολάτα και κεράσια επάνω top ότι έρχομαι απο Ελβετία μα γεύση βρώμικος κακός εάν you γαρνίρισμα αυτούς μέσα γκάζι πετρελαίου και τότε ελαφρύς έναs σπίρτο διάστημα γράψιμο τρέχω - επάνω πρόταση μέσα Ελληνικός μετά taking έναs μπάνιο.





It's been a long time since I went swimming after losing my arms in that hotel in Fiji which my friend's grandparents own, while kissing a moose strapped to my back who is slightly insane (rather like this thread) and singing "Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It's Off To Work We Go" in perfect harmony with my friend whose eyes are going crazy for cookoo pops with extra double chocolate and cherries on top that come from Switzerland but taste nastily bad if you dip them in petroleum and then light a match while writing run-on sentences in Greek after taking a bath.


although, If I run it back through the translator I get:
that's it been One long time since went swimming after losing my arms on that motel means Fiji which my friend grandparents own , space kissing One Moose strapped upon my back who is he slightly insane rather Like this thread ) and singing " hi Ho , hi Ho , that's it long loose we go " means perfect mouth organ with my friend whose eyes they are going mad for cook pops with extra duplicate chocolate and cherries upper top that Coming from Switzerland but zest nasty bad if you dip them means petroleum gas and then light One match space writing run upper suggestion means Greek after taking One shower.

krammer
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It's been a long time since I went swimming after losing my arms in that hotel in Fiji which my friend's grandparents own, while kissing a moose strapped to my back who is slightly insane (rather like this thread) and singing "Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It's Off To Work We Go" in perfect harmony with my friend whose eyes are going crazy for cookoo pops with extra double chocolate and cherries on top that come from Switzerland but taste nastily bad if you dip them in petroleum and then light a match while writing run-on sentences in Greek with charcoal and wax, so help me God,

Sorry Chalks, but Jatopian did get there first...

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Mouse
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It's been a long time since I went swimming after losing my arms in that hotel in Fiji which my friend's grandparents own, while kissing a moose strapped to my back who is slightly insane (rather like this thread) and singing "Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It's Off To Work We Go" in perfect harmony with my friend whose eyes are going crazy for cookoo pops with extra double chocolate and cherries on top that come from Switzerland but taste nastily bad if you dip them in petroleum and then light a match while writing run-on sentences in Greek with charcoal and wax, so help me God to find a way

Chalks
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It's been a long time since I went swimming after losing my arms in that hotel in Fiji which my friend's grandparents own, while kissing a moose strapped to my back who is slightly insane (rather like this thread) and singing "Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It's Off To Work We Go" in perfect harmony with my friend whose eyes are going crazy for cookoo pops with extra double chocolate and cherries on top that come from Switzerland but taste nastily bad if you dip them in petroleum and then light a match while writing run-on sentences in Greek with charcoal and wax, so help me God, before I go jump



grrr, and it was so clever too.

The_Red_Hawk
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It's been a long time since I went swimming after losing my arms in that hotel in Fiji which my friend's grandparents own, while kissing a moose strapped to my back who is slightly insane (rather like this thread) and singing "Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It's Off To Work We Go" in perfect harmony with my friend whose eyes are going crazy for cookoo pops with extra double chocolate and cherries on top that come from Switzerland but taste nastily bad if you dip them in petroleum and then light a match while writing run-on sentences in Greek with charcoal and wax, so help me God, before I go jump in a pool.

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Slashing, whirling, diving, twirling,
Snapping, turning, rising, swirling,
Screeching, flipping, gliding, sliding,
The red hawk's dance of death.

.....the king of the skies.....

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It's been a long time since I went swimming after losing my arms in that hotel in Fiji which my friend's grandparents own, while kissing a moose strapped to my back who is slightly insane (rather like this thread) and singing "Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It's Off To Work We Go" in perfect harmony with my friend whose eyes are going crazy for cookoo pops with extra double chocolate and cherries on top that come from Switzerland but taste nastily bad if you dip them in petroleum and then light a match while writing run-on sentences in Greek with charcoal and wax, so help me God, before I go jump in a pool of green jello

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The Stew Boy
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It's been a long time since I went swimming after losing my arms in that hotel in Fiji which my friend's grandparents own, while kissing a moose strapped to my back who is slightly insane (rather like this thread) and singing "Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It's Off To Work We Go" in perfect harmony with my friend whose eyes are going crazy for cookoo pops with extra double chocolate and cherries on top that come from Switzerland but taste nastily bad if you dip them in petroleum and then light a match while writing run-on sentences in Greek with charcoal and wax, so help me God, before I go jump in a pool of green jello that is bobbing up and down

The_Red_Hawk
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It's been a long time since I went swimming after losing my arms in that hotel in Fiji which my friend's grandparents own, while kissing a moose strapped to my back who is slightly insane (rather like this thread) and singing "Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It's Off To Work We Go" in perfect harmony with my friend whose eyes are going crazy for cookoo pops with extra double chocolate and cherries on top that come from Switzerland but taste nastily bad if you dip them in petroleum and then light a match while writing run-on sentences in Greek with charcoal and wax, so help me God, before I go jump in a pool of green jello that is bobbing up and down because of the moose.



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Slashing, whirling, diving, twirling,
Snapping, turning, rising, swirling,
Screeching, flipping, gliding, sliding,
The red hawk's dance of death.

.....the king of the skies.....

stigant
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It's been a long time since I went swimming after losing my arms in that hotel in Fiji which my friend's grandparents own, while kissing a moose strapped to my back who is slightly insane (rather like this thread) and singing "Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It's Off To Work We Go" in perfect harmony with my friend whose eyes are going crazy for cookoo pops with extra double chocolate and cherries on top that come from Switzerland but taste nastily bad if you dip them in petroleum and then light a match while writing run-on sentences in Greek with charcoal and wax, so help me God, before I go jump in a pool of green jello that is bobbing up and down because of the moose that used to walk around town looking at all the moose-antlers during the credit sequence for Northern Exposure.


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