rowrow
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Whoever know these OK. If it's another country, OK.
Only in America in a drug store are the cigarette's in the front and the sick peoples perscriptions in the back.

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Only in America do banks hand out guns.

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Only in America do people park cars worth thousands of dollars on their driveways and fill their garage full of junk.

This was originally a British one, but I suppose it applies in both places...

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Only in America the Drive-through ATM's are in Braile

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eytanz
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I think that only in America you have drive-through ATMs in the first place.

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rowrow
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Well it's still a joke

[Edited by rowrow at Local Time:10-10-2004 at 06:25 AM]

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Mattcrampy
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We have a couple in Australia. There's a credit union that has some up in the Illawarra region. They don't have Braille, either.

I can't remember any Only in America jokes, which is a shame.

Matt

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Only in America does it say on your holiday lights" for indoor and outdoor use only". Only in America does it say on the frozen dinners "Recommended: heat up before use. These are one of my favorite types of jokes.

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Only in America does it say on childrens medicine"After you eat it, do not drive or use machinery".

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