1st Archivist got up one day and looked into a mirror,
His forehead was much too large and thus he shed a tear,
But only one! There's work to do! The Grand Event is nigh,
A luncheon with Pit Thing first to discuss the Second Sky.
4th Tunnler looked across the pit between the two portals,
The physics required to understand was beyond a mere mortal,
"
But how, then, do you build them?"
asked his son one afternoon,
"
Everything's consistent, m'boy, now go back to your room."
903rd Basket Weaver was at his desk, doing what he did best,
It wasn't basket weaving because good heavens! What a mess.
He sat around all day at work, scribbling out bad Hoedowns,
1st Scoffer's scoffing at which would fix on him a frown.
3rd Editor saw the last stanza and threw up inside her mouth,
"
That wasn't even funny, and that last line went quite south."
"
I mean really, who talks like that? Not folk dancing for fun."
"
A proper Hoedown needs wit and charm, like jokes about a ray gun."
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×DROD Let's Play Youtube series? Shameless, indeed. What a punk!
Current Projects:
Aurora's Palace (complete)
Terrakept Resonant (complete)
Beethro's Brain (complete)
The City Beneath (completish)
Gigantic Jewel Lost (complete)
Magic Show (complete)
Cube of Memories (complete)
Castle Steele
Feel free to watch/insult/try to give advice to at:
http://www.youtube.com/user/Pearls13a (channel)
http://www.youtube.com/user/Pearls13a/videos?view=1 (playlists)
[Last edited by Pearls at 04-23-2012 04:36 PM]