You made me laugh out loud, Dischorran. Yet again. I'm running out of modpoints.
Anyway, albert, of those commands, only TAB relates to something. A scripter cannot map a command to a new key (though that would be really, really helpful in some cases). TAB works only because it is the (default) keyboard shortcut to activate your accessory. So, to allow TAB to activate something, make a custom accessory and have the player equip it.
I suggest you sober yourself up before trying to do that, though. Just a thought.
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