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>Demand an answer from the face.

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You forget that the face is actually a genie, and the genie begins to blind your senses. You vaguely hear the girl screaming, "Now! You must grab my hand now!"
DO SOMETHING!

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>use pocket roach on genie


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The genie reels back, furious from the pocket roach biting its immaterial soul. The girl grabs your hand and commands you to focus. You concentrate on the genie, and suddenly a beam of light shoots out of nowhere and destroys the genie. The girl says, "What's wrong with you? You were supposed to help me!" You apologize, and suddenly find yourself next to the one and only Mreer, the Paladin Archmage! He glares at you, and you realize that the girl was actually him all along. You stutter,"

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"I-I'll get my coat."

> get coat

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You find your coat on the nearby coat rack. You put on the coat and brush a piece off lint off your shoulder. The lint flies into Mreer's nose, suffocating him.

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>bury Mreer

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>defy laws of reality and gain physics gun

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My current health in the Circle attacks your current health in the circle, leaving you dead and me with 1 HP.

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You just reminded me to update mine. :P
>eat gummi bears


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You are transported through a wormhole that brings you back in time to the time that you still hadn't eaten the gummi worms. You eat the gummy worms and climb down again into the infinite void. You see a small girl.

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>give spoon to girl
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You freak out and are once again transported outside. You climb into the infinite void and see a small girl with a spoon. :-O

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>grab spoon
>eat girl with spoon

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The girl changes into Mreer and stabs you with a sword. You find yourself in the land of the dead.

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>eat spoon with girl

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I see no girl here.

>walk towards corpse

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You are transported through a wormhole that brings you back in time to the time that you still hadn't eaten the gummi worms. You eat the gummy worms and climb down again into the infinite void. You see a small girl.
Umm... I had 2 packs of gummi bears. Not one.

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You realize that the corpse is really your impaled body. You scream in horror but no one can hear you.

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>Point out that I have no reason to scream, because my corpse lets me resurrect. That's why I was walking towards my own corpse.
>Resurrect from corpse.

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You gasp, "whew, that was close!" You find yourself in a large city called Fji. The shops available are:
>Mage Shop
>Tavern
>Food Store
>Training Center
>Weapon Store
>Shield Store
>General Store
You find a map while walking.


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>enter weapon shop
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You enter the weapon shop. A young man, probably around 20 years of age with dark flaxen hair wearing a cloth cap and a brown apron, approaches you. "Hello, young warrior! How are you today? May I interest you in these fine (and not so fine) killing instruments?"

Shop Inventory:
Small Knife-50g
Large Knife-100g
Steel Sword-250g
Short Sword-200g
Flame Sword-1000g
Really Small Sword-10g
Really Big Sword (TM)-750g
Wunderlastersher-500g
Pike-350g
Spear-50g
Whip-150g
Bullwhip-450g
Oremite Sword (weird, huh?)-400g
Poodle-500g

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>count gold

>ask merchant about poodle


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You have 500 gold. The price tags on the swords reveal themselves to you.

"Poodle?" you ask. "Why yes! We have several in stock. Would you like to see one?"

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With regard to my above post (the -2 one), I apologize if someone saw my storytelling as commanding or brusque. I merely intended to provoke a humorous response, which I obtained. I sincerely desire to provide a milieu completely unnietschzean, and wish to continue the story without any further upsetting or usage of obnoxiously complicated vocabulary.
Thanks :thumbsup

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>ask merchant about continuity-checking
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>The Merchant goes on a long rant about how continuity and consistency should have died along with Victorian literature and how paradox and Vonneguttian irony is far more fun than a world that makes any inkling of sense. You suddenly explode into bits of poodle fur as all reason and logic drains from the world.

>You find yourself in Ilium, NY. A plane being driven by a charitable drunk crashes, but suddenly disappears as you remember what happened next week.

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>look at hands
>look at self
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