Alright:
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "
What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "
Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"
Oh,"
said the man, "
whose clock is that?"
"
That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"
Incredible,"
said the man. "
And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "
That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"
Where's Bush's clock?"
asked the man.
[Insert punchline]
-Noah
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