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There's already a similar thread, but I figured let's make a game of it. The rules are as follows: someone posts a series of smilies. Everyone has to post an explanation of the story. The person who posted the series chooses the best one, than the winner has to post a new series.

To make it easier on everyone, let's arbitrarily decide that the series has to include 7-12 smilies. That's enough for a story to be amusing, but not too much, I hope.

I'll start with an easy one:

:gathering :ranting :pokey :twak :bangin :donatello :scared :Notworthy


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Somehow, I'm really not surprised at this thread. Actually, I almost expected it. Shame on you for doing something people expect. Go eat a carrot.

So the Jedi Council was meeting, when Darth Bobo entered the room and started yelling about racial equality. Obi-Wan, being a jerk, started poking him in the eye with a sharp stick. Bobo took the stick from Obi-Wan, and started hitting him on the head with it in anger, while shouting things like "Do you think it's funny now?" and "You wouldn't have done that if you were red too!"

Suddenly, Bobo came down with a bout of Vitilago (or however it's spelled), and all redness left him. He was so taken aback by this that Obi-Wan removed his head, and started using it as a table to strike his gavel on.

All was going well with Obi-Wan's new gavel-pounding table, until Bobo summoned up his Sith powers and turned his skin green, and pulled out his double-ended light-sabre, and struck a mean pose. Obi-Wan, completely surprised by this, then bowed down to Bobo's colour-changing superiority.

In the Director's Cut DVD edition, with the deleted scenes, everyone goes out for beers afterward. After getting mightily drunk, The argument strikes up again, and both Bobo and Obi-Wan draw their light sabres and start brawling. That doesn't settle it, so in lieu of Yoda's telekinesis abilities they both draw their guns and start firing. Since both have jedi (or sith) powers, the bullets don't do anything, so Obi-Wan pulls out the produce and starts firing. At this point, Bobo runs like a sissy girl


:beer :drunk :starwars :guns :matrix2 :tomato :scared

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Gary, Bob, and Pat broke into a house, tied up the owners, and since a nice meal had just been served up, sat down and ate. They were having a great time eating, drinking, and laughing. Until, that is, Bob took the last drumstick. Gary was furious, as he had called dibs. He grabbed a branch off of a nearby plant, poked Bob in the eye, then whacked him over the head with it. Bob ran away from his crazed friend, and finally stumbled upon a large mallet, with which he fended off Gary's attacks.

Pat, in the meanwhile, was scared for Bob's safety, so he called up Donatello, who came and scared the buhjeebus out of Gary. Donatello dished out some vigilante justice and untied the people, who kissed his feet in thanks.


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01-18-2004 at 03:36 AM
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Ok, I don't think anyone will post anything very different than what was already posted - and DiMono was first, so he gets it.

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Alright, here's my smiley story:

:book :ninja :huh :zorro :evilmad: :guns :bounce :blowup :hooray

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Alright, here's my smiley story:

:book :ninja :huh :zorro :evilmad: :guns :bounce :blowup :hooray


A guy was quietly reading a book when a ninja burglar burst in and he was shocked, but then Zorro turned up and the burglar got really mad and started to shoot. Then Zorro was so shocked he blew up and the burglar celebrated.

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I found this and I was thinking if anyone wants to continue.

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:wave: :wizard :w00t :wizard :wizard :wizard :wizard :yikes :guns :guns :guns :crockett :medieval :slap :blink :yes
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MY ARMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:group :whistle :bike :weakbench :wolverine :wolverine :wolverine :wolverine :medieval :mama :ninja :ninja :ninja :ninja :ninja :ninja :ninja :ninja :ninja :ninja :ninja :guns :guns :guns :guns :guns :guns :zorro :zorro :zorro :zorro :zorro :yikes :yikes :yikes :yikes :sneaky :shutup :wizard :wavecry: :wave: :baby :ras :sly :devil :devil :devil :devil :devil :crazy :crazy :crazy :twak :twak :twak :afro :2alien :band :band :band :band :band :band :band :band :band
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You are supposed to make stories. Not this rubbish.

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It is a story, if you can understand it of course.
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Someone first said hi to the users on drod.net forum.Then a couple wizards came and everyone was scared.They started getting ready for battle.Each was showing off to the other how big their army was but they were scared of each other.Then this really strong cool dude came by dressed in armor and the war began.Zoro was there too.In the battle the front line was acting immaturely.Then the wizards had an evil plan.: To hit their apponents on the head and ruin their afro.When they made " peace, The booked an alien band and lived happily ever after.

[Edited by rowrow at Local Time:12-15-2004 at 04:54 AM]

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That was exactly what that was supposed to be. You must be psychic.
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Someone first said hi to the users on drod.net forum.Then a couple wizards came and everyone was scared.They started getting ready for battle.Each was showing off to the other how big their army was but they were scared of each other.Then this really strong cool dude came by dressed in armor and the war began.Zoro was there too.In the battle the front line was acting immaturely.Then the wizards had an evil plan.: To hit their apponents on the head and ruin their afro.When they made " peace, The booked an alien band and lived happily ever after.

[Edited by rowrow at Local Time:12-15-2004 at 04:54 AM]

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:onei :| :? :lol :wavecry: :wub :drunk :hooray :wave: :sick :alien :spamlaser

It's a story about one of our forum members and how intolerant people are.

[Edited by wackhead_uk at Local Time:12-18-2004 at 12:13 PM]
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY ARMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The purpose of this thread is not creating any "armies" or anything useless. This is for smiley stories

Could you edit that moonhead? It's quite disturbing to look at.
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The purpose of this thread is not creating any "armies" or anything useless. This is for smiley stories


Yeah! this is serious business! No more fooling around! :angry

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