I'm afraid this is my fault.
You see, we have a couple of jars for punctuation in the back rooms of Caravel's offices, along with some spare rank points, some binders with the ideas people in Schenectady keep sending us, Erik's busted old bicycle, the artist, some test roaches and a few other things.
The punctuation is useful for putting the DROD server through its paces. Slashes are useful for turning important characters like <
and >
into text instead of being treated special, and they can also be used to rip out great chunks of the site in case it's looking a little bit dodgy. Stars are useful for password checking. The <
signs are useful for doing new features for the site, as are .s, ()s and :s. (We usually mix these together.)
So I'm answering some support requests and Schik calls me over. He's tinkering deep in the bowels of the DROD server, giving it an oil change, installing some rank points, and he asks me for the ., (, ) and : jar. I get up and go over and grab a jar, and underneath the jar there's this whole colony of roaches. Mike had them out for the 3.1 release, and we were in such a hurry he didn't put the lid back on and they'd started to breed. I jumped back in surprise and hit the bike, which clattered to the floor and started our artist whimpering. I had some sympathy for him - I mean, Erik doesn't pay health insurance for new employees - and so I go over to give him a pat and a crust when he jumps at me and knocks the jar right out of my hands - which fell straight into the server and shattered.
I'd mistaken the \s for (s and )s, and now they'd gotten all into the server, and there was glass everywhere so we couldn't go through and pull them out.
So that's why highscores are screwy and the server keeps wavering on and off. The \s got into the highscore checking code and gummed up the works, and every time the sun comes up, the roaches scurry over the power cables and short them out.
So, yeah, sorry about that.
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