roach strangler
Level: Delver
Rank Points: 57
Registered: 01-07-2006
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Your stranded.
NO food, NO nothing.
The basic thing to do in this game is to make a story of a man stranded.
It can be PG-13 but I want no swears in this game.
It is a chain game so who ever answers first is going to make a story with 4 possible answers.

I'll start off: I woke up on the coast of an ocean, "What am I doing here?" I murmured to my self. "I can't think I'm to hungry." There was a coconut tree over at the pace of 4 meters. I walked over to it and rammed against the tree, a coconut fell down and I caught it. It wasn't that fresh looking or healthy. So I...

A) Skinned the coconut with my swiss army knife.
B) Left to go look around.
C) Tried to find survivors.
D) Took a nap.

Who ever answers first gets to make the other part of story and the answers.

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[Last edited by roach strangler at 07-27-2007 05:25 AM]

zonhin
Level: Delver

Rank Points: 99
Registered: 10-18-2005
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roach strangler wrote:

It can be PG-13 but I want no swears in this game.

PG-13 allows use of the F-word once in the movie.
Also, Role-Playing is nerdy. I'm nerdy. But I don't feel like role-playing. So there.

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I looked at the world through apple eyes
And cut myself a slice of sunshine pie
I danced with the peanut butterflies
Till time went and told me to say hello but wave goodbye

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[Last edited by zonhin at 07-27-2007 04:32 PM]

BeefontheBone
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 184
Registered: 05-11-2006
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Pretty sure a swiss army knife is a thing...

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zonhin
Level: Delver

Rank Points: 99
Registered: 10-18-2005
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A) Skinned the coconut with my swiss army knife.
B) Left to go look around.
C) Tried to find survivors.
D) Took a nap.

You then...

(Removed due to idiocy on my part)

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I looked at the world through apple eyes
And cut myself a slice of sunshine pie
I danced with the peanut butterflies
Till time went and told me to say hello but wave goodbye

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[Last edited by zonhin at 07-28-2007 08:03 PM]

Monkey
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 190
Registered: 03-21-2006
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AI)ALLOW ROBOTS TO ASSIMILATE BRAIN

You have now gotten your brain destroyed. You

A)Ask the robots to remove your leg
B)Eat a slice of pie
C)Get a new brain
D)Play Angband

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lurking

zonhin
Level: Delver

Rank Points: 99
Registered: 10-18-2005
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I choose D

(Removed due to idiocy on my part)

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I looked at the world through apple eyes
And cut myself a slice of sunshine pie
I danced with the peanut butterflies
Till time went and told me to say hello but wave goodbye

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[Last edited by zonhin at 07-28-2007 08:04 PM]

Monkey
Level: Master Delver

Rank Points: 190
Registered: 03-21-2006
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CK) Eat Cheerioes

The Cheerioes taste bad, so you stop eating them. You then:

A) Dump the Cheerioes on your head
B) Dance a mean polka
C) Smash head on tree
D) Attempt to fly

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[Last edited by Monkey at 07-28-2007 07:26 PM]

Tahnan
Level: Smitemaster

Rank Points: 2459
Registered: 11-14-2005
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Wow. I mean, I didn't think the concept was that interesting, but congrats, Zonhin, on bringing jerkhood to a whole new level by both killing the concept of the game and spamming in the process.

zonhin
Level: Delver

Rank Points: 99
Registered: 10-18-2005
IP: Logged

Well, I was just kidding, but if you really feel that strongly about it, I'd be willing to delete my posts, and I'll try not to do something like that again. I never meant to get anybody angry. I apologize.

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I looked at the world through apple eyes
And cut myself a slice of sunshine pie
I danced with the peanut butterflies
Till time went and told me to say hello but wave goodbye