Since the bar no longer gives out goodies, perhaps at the appropriate moment when it used to give out goodies, it could instead drop a suggestion box where the lucky person could submit a message to be used in the bar.
Then again, Schik is working pretty hard on the CaravelNet end of things, what with in-game submission of styles to the CaravelNet server, so he's probably too busy to actually work on bars.
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