Mattcrampy
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Wow! We got a lot of entries, so I'm splitting them up into four leagues of ten. You may vote in as many, or as few, leagues as you like, but please, make sure you pick a score for every entry in the league/s you've voted in.

The top four entries from each league will go through into a 16-member battle royale for your hearts. Cheer on your favourite!

You may use any scheme you like to come to a decision (I'm personally expecting some to rank them, giving the wittiest 10 and the lamest 1), unless your entry is in this league. In that case, you must vote 10 for your entry and judge the other entries on their merits.


The other leagues are:
Azure
Vermillion
Malachite

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Jatopian
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My personal favorite in this league (which I wish I had thought up) is "Depression. Rage! ...oh. Duh."

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Briareos
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What's a Fuschia anyway?

np: Collabs 3000 - Lava (Metalism)

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Jatopian
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Briareos wrote:
What's a Fuschia anyway?

It's a misspelling of "fuchsia" that persons who know Schik tend to make.

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noma
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I'm with Jatopian on this one: "Depression. Rage! ...oh. Duh", along with "Down. Right. Oops! Dead" from the Azure league, just seem to say it all. And they do it by observing the rules of that old acronym: KISS.

(May I just make clear: neither, sadly, is mine.)

Mattcrampy
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Jatopian wrote:
It's a misspelling of "fuchsia" that persons who know Schik tend to make.

Bleh, next time I'm just calling the leagues A, 1, Alpha and Red.

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NobleHelium
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You spelled vermilion wrong too.

Mattcrampy
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Vermillion's an alternate spelling (most likely British). There are a few of these, and unless I'm being careful to write in American English, I tend to just stick with British.

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coppro
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I tend to use Canadian English - which is formally closer to British, but realistically it's more like whatever the author uses at the time. Due to programming, for instance, I use "color". But I'll probably type "honour". Usually I'm sitting three metres from the center.

But it's always tomato.

NobleHelium
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Oh. I looked it up on dictionary.com and it had it listed under the French spelling, so I figured it was a mistake.