Well, I should make one thing straight. When it comes from a fountain, I can drink either one. I still prefer Coke, but Pepsi ain't that bad. But in a can or bottle, I vastly prefer Coke. Pepsi is just too sweet for me. But let me submit the following argument, as put forth by Bloom County's Milo Bloom and Binkley (circa 1987, emphasis is same as original):
Bloom: Ah! Care for a refreshing cola, Mr. Binkley?
Binkley: Certainly, Mr. Bloom. But which cola to choose?
Bloom: Consider, sir, that Pepsi commercials star Michael J. Fox and Michael Jackson.
Binkley: Point of order. Jackson will not actually drink soda pop.
Bloom: True. And both Bill Cosby and Max Headroom personally endorse
Coke.
Binkley: Yet the president the Pepsi Co. has written a book describing the Coke Co. as being run by fizz-heads.
Bloom: Counterpoint: the head of Coke has done the same in reverse.
Binkley: Say...where do
you go for your cola news?
Bloom: Why, "
USA Today,"
of course...for thoughtful daily coverage.
Binkley: I myself am an "
Entertainment Tonight"
man.
Bloom: The dilemma remains. Coke or Pepsi? Or do we overlook an even more vital national issue?
Binkley: Yes. Both taste like malted battery acid.
Bloom: Milk, then?
Binkley: Lovely! Whole or skim?
And there you have it. Coke obviously wins, since Michael Jackson sponsored Pepsi, and we all know what happened to him. QED.
Game on,
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